Experience Quotes

Learn from the experiences of people and literary characters through the ages. Click on any experience quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.

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Cherry Valance
"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."
Source: Red River | Speaker: Cherry Valance
Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
"A whole new world."
Source: Aladdin | Speaker: Aladdin and Princess Jasmine
Jeannie
"All I do is think and blink."
Source: I Dream of Jeannie | Speaker: Jeannie
Omar Little
"All in the game. All in the game, yo."
Source: The Wire | Speaker: Omar Little
Wilson Pickett
"All you want to do is ride around, Sally."
Source: "Mustang Sally" | Speaker: Wilson Pickett
Mahatma Gandhi
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
Source: Misquote | Speaker: Mahatma Gandhi
Walter Cronkite
"And that's the way it is."
Source: CBS Evening News | Speaker: Walter Cronkite
Edward Murphy
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong."
Source: None. | Speaker: Edward Murphy
Ty Webb
"Be the ball."
Source: Caddyshack | Speaker: Ty Webb
Unknown
"Blood is thicker than water."
Source: Ancient Proverb | Author: Unknown
Joan Holloway
"But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Joan Holloway
Piper Chapman
"By all means, attribute my legitimate feelings of sadness to menses."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Piper Chapman
Craig Jones
"Bye, Felicia."
Source: Friday | Speaker: Craig Jones
Herman Melville
"Call me Ishmael."
Source: Moby-Dick | Author: Herman Melville
Rodney King
"Can we all get along?"
Source: Press Conference | Speaker: Rodney King
John Keating
"Carpe… Hear it? Carpe… carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
Source: Dead Poets Society | Speaker: John Keating
Bonnie Raitt
"Cause I can't make you love me if you don't."
Source: I Can't Make You Love Me | Speaker: Bonnie Raitt
Little Eva
"Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me."
Source: "The Locomotion" | Speaker: Little Eva
Igor
"Could be raining."
Source: Young Frankenstein | Speaker: Igor
Captain James Miller
"Earn this. Earn it."
Source: Saving Private Ryan | Speaker: Captain James Miller
LMFAO
"Every day I'm shuffling."
Source: Party Rock Anthem | Speaker: LMFAO
Dr. Gregory House
"Everybody lies."
Source: House M.D. | Speaker: Dr. Gregory House
Evelyn Couch
"Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance."
Source: Fried Green Tomatoes | Speaker: Evelyn Couch
Lawrence Walsh
"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Source: Chinatown | Speaker: Lawrence Walsh
50 Cent
"Go, shawty. It's your birthday."
Source: "In Da Club" | Speaker: 50 Cent
Dalai Lama
"Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions."
Source: Unknown | Speaker: Dalai Lama
The Joker
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Source: Batman | Speaker: The Joker
The Seven Dwarfs
"Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It's home from work we go!"
Source: Heigh-Ho | Speaker: The Seven Dwarfs
William Congreve
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."
Source: The Mourning Bride | Author: William Congreve
Herbert H. Heebert
"Hey, lady!"
Source: The Ladies Man | Speaker: Herbert H. Heebert
Lt. Col. Frank Slade
"Hoo-ah!"
Source: Scent of a Woman | Speaker: Lt. Col. Frank Slade
Will Hunting
"How do you like them apples?"
Source: Good Will Hunting | Speaker: Will Hunting
Gwen Stefani
"I ain't no hollaback girl."
Source: Hollaback Girl | Speaker: Gwen Stefani
Tom Powers
"I ain't so tough."
Source: The Public Enemy | Speaker: Tom Powers
Eleventh Doctor
"I am definitely a mad man with a box."
Source: Doctor Who | Speaker: Eleventh Doctor
Elvis Presley
"I can't help falling in love with you."
Source: Can't Help Falling in Love | Speaker: Elvis Presley
Terry Malloy
"I coulda been a contender!"
Source: On the Waterfront | Speaker: Terry Malloy
Pam Swynford de Beaufort
"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Pam Swynford de Beaufort
TLC
"I don't want no scrub."
Source: No Scrubs | Speaker: TLC
Peter "Maverick" Mitchell
"I feel the need—the need for speed!"
Source: Top Gun | Speaker: Peter "Maverick" Mitchell
Lloyd Dobler
"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
Source: Say Anything | Speaker: Lloyd Dobler
The Temptations
"I got all the riches, baby, one man can claim"
Source: My Girl | Speaker: The Temptations
George Eastman
"I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."
Source: A Place in the Sun | Speaker: George Eastman
Mickey
"I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials."
Source: Hannah and Her Sisters | Speaker: Mickey
Piper Chapman
"I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Piper Chapman
Hannah Horvath
"I have work, and then I have a dinner thing. And then I am busy, trying to become who I am."
Source: Girls | Speaker: Hannah Horvath
Katy Perry
"I kissed a girl, and I liked it."
Source: "I Kissed a Girl" | Speaker: Katy Perry
John "Hannibal" Smith
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Source: The A-Team | Speaker: John "Hannibal" Smith
Bill Kilgore
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Source: Apocalypse Now | Speaker: Bill Kilgore
Douglas Adams
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
Source: The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul | Author: Douglas Adams
Ellie Andrews
"I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb."
Source: It Happened One Night | Speaker: Ellie Andrews
Queen
"I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?"
Source: "Bohemian Rhapsody" | Speaker: Queen
Cole Sear
"I see dead people."
Source: The Sixth Sense | Speaker: Cole Sear
Adele
"I set fire to the rain."
Source: "Set Fire to the Rain" | Speaker: Adele
Bob Marley
"I shot the sheriff"
Source: I Shot the Sheriff | Speaker: Bob Marley
John Prentice
"I think of myself as a man."
Source: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner | Speaker: John Prentice
Rick Blaine
"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Cristal Connors
"I used to love doggy chow."
Source: Showgirls | Speaker: Cristal Connors
John Mayer
"I wanna run through the halls of my high school."
Source: No Such Thing | Speaker: John Mayer
Liz Lemon
"I want to go to there."
Source: 30 Rock | Speaker: Liz Lemon
Navin R. Johnson
"I was born a poor black child."
Source: The Jerk | Speaker: Navin R. Johnson
Alvy Singer
"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final […] I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Alvy Singer
Helen Keller
"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than walk alone in the light."
Source: Question and Answer Session | Speaker: Helen Keller
Jefferson Smith
"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Rust Cohle
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright?"
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Contestants
"I'd like to buy a vowel."
Source: Wheel of Fortune | Speaker: Contestants
The Terminator
"I'll be back."
Source: The Terminator | Speaker: The Terminator
H.I. McDunnough
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."
Source: Raising Arizona | Speaker: H.I. McDunnough
A deli patron
"I'll have what she's having."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: A deli patron
Aaron Altman
"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."
Source: Broadcast News | Speaker: Aaron Altman
Hud Bannon
"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."
Source: Hud | Speaker: Hud Bannon
Buster Bluth
"I'm a monster!"
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Buster Bluth
Raymond Babbitt
"I'm an excellent driver."
Source: Rain Man | Speaker: Raymond Babbitt
Howard Beale
"I'm as mad as hell!"
Source: Network | Speaker: Howard Beale
Coldplay
"I'm going back to the start"
Source: "Scientist" | Speaker: Coldplay
Ron Burgundy
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
Source: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Speaker: Ron Burgundy
Frasier Crane
"I'm listening."
Source: Frasier | Speaker: Frasier Crane
Tina Belcher
"I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else."
Source: Bob's Burgers | Speaker: Tina Belcher
Norma Desmond
"I'm ready for my close-up."
Source: Sunset Boulevard | Speaker: Norma Desmond
The Dude
"I'm the Dude, man."
Source: The Big Lebowski | Speaker: The Dude
Ratso
"I'm walkin' here!"
Source: Midnight Cowboy | Speaker: Ratso
Michael Jordan
"I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
Source: "Failure," a Nike TV Commercial | Speaker: Michael Jordan
Taylor Swift
"I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
James Taylor
"I've seen fire and I've seen rain."
Source: "Fire and Rain" | Speaker: James Taylor
John Irving
"If the world would stop indulging wars and famines and other perils, it would be possible for human beings to embarrass each other to death."
Source: The Hotel New Hampshire | Author: John Irving
Marilyn Monroe
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"
Source: Marilyn Monroe | Speaker: Marilyn Monroe
Beyoncé
"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."
Source: Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) | Speaker: Beyoncé
Margaret Thatcher
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
Source: 1965 Speech | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
Tagline
"In space, no one can hear you scream."
Source: Alien | Speaker: Tagline
Harry Lime
"In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Source: The Third Man | Speaker: Harry Lime
Andy Warhol
"In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes."
Source: Art exhibit at the Moderna Museet | Author: Andy Warhol
The Tokens
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight."
Source: The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Speaker: The Tokens
Dr. Christian Szell
"Is it safe?"
Source: Marathon Man | Speaker: Dr. Christian Szell
Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
"Islands in the stream, that is what we are."
Source: Islands in the Stream | Speaker: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers
Shanghai Lily
"It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily."
Source: Shanghai Express | Speaker: Shanghai Lily
Carl Denham
"It was beauty killed the beast."
Source: King Kong | Speaker: Carl Denham
Terry McKay
"It was the nearest thing to heaven."
Source: An Affair to Remember | Speaker: Terry McKay
William Munny
"It's a hell of a thing killing a man."
Source: Unforgiven | Speaker: William Munny
Billy Idol
"It's a nice day for a white wedding."
Source: White Wedding (Part 1) | Speaker: Billy Idol
Sally Albright
"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."
Source: When Harry Met Sally | Speaker: Sally Albright
Narrator, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"It's just a jump to the left... and a step to the right."
Source: The Timewarp | Speaker: Narrator, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Lit
"It's no surprise to me, I am my own worst enemy."
Source: "My Own Worst Enemy" | Speaker: Lit
Indiana Jones
"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."
Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark | Speaker: Indiana Jones
Dory
"Just keep swimming."
Source: Finding Nemo | Speaker: Dory
Lieutenant Columbo
"Just one more thing..."
Source: Columbo | Speaker: Lieutenant Columbo
Kevin McCallister
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal."
Source: Home Alone | Speaker: Kevin McCallister
Michael Corleone
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
Source: The Godfather: Part II | Speaker: Michael Corleone
"Hot Lips" Houlihan
"Kiss my hot lips."
Source: M*A*S*H | Speaker: "Hot Lips" Houlihan
Annie Hall
"La-di-da."
Source: Annie Hall | Speaker: Annie Hall
Ed Sullivan
"Ladies and gentlemen…The Beatles!"
Source: The Ed Sullivan Show | Speaker: Ed Sullivan
Peter Clemenza
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza
Maurice Sendak
"Let the wild rumpus start!"
Source: Where the Wild Things Are | Author: Maurice Sendak
Marvin Gaye
"Let's get it on."
Source: Let's Get It On | Speaker: Marvin Gaye
Dr. Ian Malcolm
"Life finds a way."
Source: Jurassic Park | Speaker: Dr. Ian Malcolm
Mame Dennis
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
Source: Auntie Mame | Speaker: Mame Dennis
Forrest Gump
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Source: Forrest Gump | Speaker: Forrest Gump
Ferris Bueller
"Life moves pretty fast."
Source: Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Speaker: Ferris Bueller
Steven McCroskey
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
Source: Airplane! | Speaker: Steven McCroskey
Jenny
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Source: Love Story | Speaker: Jenny
Peter Clemenza
"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Peter Clemenza
Major Clipton
"Madness… madness."
Source: The Bridge on the River Kwai | Speaker: Major Clipton
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
"Make it so."
Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation | Speaker: Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Protagoras
"Man is the measure of all things."
Source: Truth | Author: Protagoras
Jan Brady
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
Source: The Brady Bunch | Speaker: Jan Brady
J.J. Hunsecker
"Match me, Sidney."
Source: Sweet Smell of Success | Speaker: J.J. Hunsecker
Captain Bligh
"Mr. Christian!"
Source: Mutiny on the Bounty | Speaker: Captain Bligh
Mona Lisa Vito
"My biological clock is ticking like this."
Source: My Cousin Vinny | Speaker: Mona Lisa Vito
Edna St. Vincent Millay
"My candle burns at both ends"
Source: First Fig | Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
Don Henley
"My love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone."
Source: The Boys of Summer | Speaker: Don Henley
The Miracles
"My mama told me, "You better shop around.""
Source: "Shop Around" | Speaker: The Miracles
Frank Sinatra
"New York, New York!"
Source: "Theme from New York, New York" | Speaker: Frank Sinatra
Leo Durocher
"Nice guys finish last."
Source: Leo Durocher | Speaker: Leo Durocher
Thomas Hobbes
"No arts; no letters; no society."
Source: Leviathan | Author: Thomas Hobbes
T.E. Lawrence
"No prisoners! No prisoners!"
Source: Lawrence of Arabia | Speaker: T.E. Lawrence
The Soup Nazi
"No soup for you!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: The Soup Nazi
Various Prison Guards
"No touching!"
Source: Arrested Development | Speaker: Various Prison Guards
Joan Crawford
"No wire hangers!"
Source: Mommie Dearest | Speaker: Joan Crawford
Cardinal Ximénez
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Source: Monty Python's Flying Circus | Speaker: Cardinal Ximénez
Johnny Castle
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
Source: Dirty Dancing | Speaker: Johnny Castle
Don Draper
"Nostalgia. It's delicate, but potent."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Don Draper
The Beatles
"Nothing's gonna change my world."
Source: "Across the Universe" | Author: The Beatles
Cast of South Park
"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"
Source: South Park | Speaker: Cast of South Park
Nefretiri
"Oh, Moses, Moses, you stubborn, splendid, adorable fool."
Source: The Ten Commandments | Speaker: Nefretiri
Rust Cohle
"Once there was only dark."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Captain Spaulding
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Source: Animal Crackers | Speaker: Captain Spaulding
Creepy children
"One, two, Freddy's coming for you..."
Source: A Nightmare on Elm Street | Speaker: Creepy children
Ida Corwin
"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."
Source: Mildred Pierce | Speaker: Ida Corwin
Mr. McGuire
"Plastics."
Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Mr. McGuire
Ilsa Lund
"Play it again, Sam."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Ilsa Lund
Ilsa Lund
"Play it, Sam."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Ilsa Lund
Def Leppard
"Pour some sugar on me."
Source: Pour Some Sugar on Me | Speaker: Def Leppard
Ralph Kramden
"POW, right in the kisser!"
Source: The Honeymooners | Speaker: Ralph Kramden
The Borg
"Resistance is futile."
Source: Star Trek: The Next Generation | Speaker: The Borg
John Fogerty
"Rollin' on the river"
Source: "Proud Mary" | Speaker: John Fogerty
Charles Foster Kane
"Rosebud."
Source: Citizen Kane | Speaker: Charles Foster Kane
Captain Renault
"Round up the usual suspects."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Captain Renault
Tony Montana
"Say hello to my little friend."
Source: Scarface | Speaker: Tony Montana
Alice Cooper
"School's out for summer!"
Source: School's Out | Speaker: Alice Cooper
Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar
"Schwing!"
Source: Saturday Night Live and Wayne's World | Speaker: Wayne Campbell and Garth Algar
Frank Costanza
"Serenity now!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Frank Costanza
Outkast
"Shake it like a Polaroid picture!"
Source: Hey Ya | Speaker: Outkast
James Bond
"Shaken, not stirred."
Source: Goldfinger | Speaker: James Bond
The Backstreet Boys
"Show me the meaning of being lonely"
Source: "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely" | Speaker: The Backstreet Boys
Rod Tidwell
"Show me the money!"
Source: Jerry Maguire | Speaker: Rod Tidwell
Allen Funt
"Smile! You're on Candid Camera."
Source: Candid Camera | Speaker: Allen Funt
Indiana Jones
"Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes?"
Source: Raiders of the Lost Ark | Speaker: Indiana Jones
Loretta Castorini
"Snap out of it!"
Source: Moonstruck | Speaker: Loretta Castorini
The Sock-It-To-Me girl
"Sock it to me."
Source: Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In | Speaker: The Sock-It-To-Me girl
Don Vito Corleone
"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."
Source: The Godfather | Speaker: Don Vito Corleone
Ricky Fitts
"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."
Source: American Beauty | Speaker: Ricky Fitts
Bill Compton
"Sookie."
Source: True Blood | Speaker: Bill Compton
Thorn
"Soylent green is people!"
Source: Soylent Green | Speaker: Thorn
John Withals
"Starve a cold, feed a fever."
Source: Medieval Reference Manual | Author: John Withals
Family Feud Hosts
"Survey says!"
Source: Family Feud | Speaker: Family Feud Hosts
The Eurythmics
"Sweet dreams are made of this."
Source: "Sweet Dreams" | Speaker: The Eurythmics
Seneca
"That man lives badly who does not know how to die well."
Source: On Tranquility of Mind | Author: Seneca
Liz Lemon
"That's a dealbreaker!"
Source: 30 Rock | Speaker: Liz Lemon
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
"That's hot."
Source: The Simple Life | Speaker: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Michael Scott et al
"That's what she said."
Source: The Office | Speaker: Michael Scott et al
Helen Keller
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor even touched, but just felt in the heart."
Source: The Story of My Life | Author: Helen Keller
Maya Angelou
"The caged bird sings of freedom"
Source: Caged Bird | Author: Maya Angelou
Lindy
"The dingo took my baby!"
Source: A Cry in the Dark | Speaker: Lindy
Franz Liebkind
"The Fuhrer was a terrific dancer."
Source: The Producers | Speaker: Franz Liebkind
Timbuk 3
"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"
Source: The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades | Speaker: Timbuk 3
Roger "Verbal" Kint
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
Source: The Usual Suspects | Speaker: Roger "Verbal" Kint
Hannah Arendt
"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."
Source: The New Yorker | Author: Hannah Arendt
John Stuart Mill
"The only freedom which deserves the name is that of pursuing our own good in our own way"
Source: On Liberty | Author: John Stuart Mill
Dusty Springfield
"The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man."
Source: Son of a Preacher Man | Speaker: Dusty Springfield
Hubert Hawkins
"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle."
Source: The Court Jester | Speaker: Hubert Hawkins
Rice-A-Roni
"The San Francisco Treat!"
Source: Rice-A-Roni commercial | Speaker: Rice-A-Roni
Sebastian
"The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake."
Source: The Little Mermaid | Speaker: Sebastian
Hannah Arendt
"The trouble with Eichmann was precisely that so many were like him…"
Source: Eichmann in Jerusalem | Author: Hannah Arendt
Title Sequence
"The truth is out there."
Source: The X-Files | Speaker: Title Sequence
Heraclitus
"The way up and the way down are one and the same."
Source: Refutations by Hippolytus | Author: Heraclitus
Simon and Garfunkel
"The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls."
Source: The Sound of Silence | Speaker: Simon and Garfunkel
Rust Cohle
"The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
The Kurgan
"There can be only one."
Source: Highlander | Speaker: The Kurgan
Unknown
"There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun."
Source: "House of the Rising Sun" | Speaker: Unknown
Margaret Thatcher
"There is no such thing [as society]!"
Source: Interview with Woman's Own magazine in 1987 | Speaker: Margaret Thatcher
Shel Silverstein
"There's a light on in the attic."
Source: A Light in the Attic | Author: Shel Silverstein
Nicky Nichols
"There's always hope tomorrow will be taco night."
Source: Orange Is the New Black | Speaker: Nicky Nichols
Jimmy Duggan
"There's no crying in baseball!"
Source: A League of Their Own | Speaker: Jimmy Duggan
Dorothy
"There's no place like home."
Source: The Wizard of Oz | Speaker: Dorothy
Nigel Tufnel
"These go to 11."
Source: This Is Spinal Tap | Speaker: Nigel Tufnel
Seinfeld Cast
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Source: Seinfeld | Speaker: Seinfeld Cast
Detective Virgil Tibbs
"They call me Mister Tibbs!"
Source: In the Heat of the Night | Speaker: Detective Virgil Tibbs
Joni Mitchell
"They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot."
Source: "Big Yellow Taxi" | Speaker: Joni Mitchell
Amy Winehouse
"They tried to make me go to rehab; I said "no, no, no.""
Source: Rehab | Speaker: Amy Winehouse
Rosemary Woodhouse
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
Source: Rosemary's Baby | Speaker: Rosemary Woodhouse
Stanley Motss
"This is nothing!"
Source: Wag the Dog | Speaker: Stanley Motss
The Vicar
"This is the people's war!"
Source: Mrs. Miniver | Speaker: The Vicar
Michelle Flaherty
"This one time, at band camp…"
Source: American Pie | Speaker: Michelle Flaherty
Rust Cohle
"This place is like somebody's memory of a town."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Reporter
"Those stories (and Andy Rooney) tonight, on 60 Minutes."
Source: 60 Minutes | Speaker: Reporter
George Santayana
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
Source: Reason in Common Sense | Author: George Santayana
Rust Cohle
"Time is a flat circle."
Source: True Detective | Speaker: Rust Cohle
Buzz Lightyear
"To infinity and beyond!"
Source: Toy Story | Speaker: Buzz Lightyear
John "Bluto" Blutarsky
"Toga! Toga!"
Source: Animal House | Speaker: John "Bluto" Blutarsky
Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
"Two thumbs up."
Source: Siskel & Ebert & the Movies | Speaker: Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert
Vincent "Vinnie" Barbarino
"Up your nose with a rubber hose!"
Source: Welcome Back, Kotter | Speaker: Vincent "Vinnie" Barbarino
Trent Walker
"Vegas, baby, Vegas!"
Source: Swingers | Speaker: Trent Walker
Inga
"Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?"
Source: Young Frankenstein | Speaker: Inga
Various Budweiser mascots
"Wassup?"
Source: 2000 Budweiser commercial | Speaker: Various Budweiser mascots
Mr. Miyagi
"Wax on, wax off."
Source: The Karate Kid | Speaker: Mr. Miyagi
Taylor Swift
"We are never ever ever getting back together."
Source: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Kurt Vonnegut
"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be."
Source: Mother Night | Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Dobbs
"We don't need no badges."
Source: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre | Speaker: Dobbs
Rick Blaine
"We'll always have Paris."
Source: Casablanca | Speaker: Rick Blaine
Elwood Blues
"We're on a mission from God."
Source: The Blues Brothers | Speaker: Elwood Blues
Oliver Hardy
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
Source: Sons of the Desert | Speaker: Oliver Hardy
The Church Lady
"Well, isn't that special?"
Source: Saturday Night Live | Speaker: The Church Lady
Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
Source: Marilyn Monroe | Author: Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
Rosa Moline
"What a dump!"
Source: Beyond the Forest | Speaker: Rosa Moline
Pazuzu-Regan
"What an excellent day for an exorcism."
Source: The Exorcist | Speaker: Pazuzu-Regan
Ylvis
"What does the fox say?"
Source: The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?) | Speaker: Ylvis
Katharine Hepburn
"What family doesn't have its ups and downs?"
Source: The Lion in Winter | Speaker: Katharine Hepburn
Sgt. Hartman
"What is your major malfunction?"
Source: Full Metal Jacket | Speaker: Sgt. Hartman
Don Draper
"What you call love was invented by guys like me...to sell Nylons."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Don Draper
Devo
"When a problem comes along, you must whip it."
Source: "Whip It" | Speaker: Devo
Grizabella
"When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory, too."
Source: Cats (1981 Musical) | Speaker: Grizabella
C.D. Bales
"When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall."
Source: Roxanne | Speaker: C.D. Bales
Clara Peller
"Where’s the beef?"
Source: Wendy’s Commercial “Fluffy Bun” | Speaker: Clara Peller
Theo Kojak
"Who loves ya, baby?"
Source: Kojak | Speaker: Theo Kojak
Ben Parker
"With great power comes great responsibility."
Source: Spider-Man | Speaker: Ben Parker
Rod Serling
"You are about to enter another dimension."
Source: The Twilight Zone | Speaker: Rod Serling
Christina Aguilera
"You are beautiful, no matter what they say."
Source: Beautiful | Speaker: Christina Aguilera
Oprah Winfrey
"You are your possibilities. If you know that, you can do anything."
Source: "Building a Dream" in Oprah Magazine | Speaker: Oprah Winfrey
Bob Dylan
"You better start swimming or you'll sink like a stone, 'cause the times they are a-changing."
Source: The Times They Are a-Changin' | Speaker: Bob Dylan
Carl Perkins
"You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes."
Source: Blue Suede Shoes | Author: Carl Perkins
Heraclitus
"You can never step into the same river twice."
Source: Cratylus by Plato | Author: Heraclitus
Rihanna
"You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh."
Source: Umbrella | Speaker: Rihanna
Col. Nathan R. Jessup
"You can't handle the truth!"
Source: A Few Good Men | Speaker: Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Jerry Maguire
"You complete me."
Source: Jerry Maguire | Speaker: Jerry Maguire
Joni Mitchell
"You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone."
Source: "Big Yellow Taxi" | Speaker: Joni Mitchell
Damian
"You go, Glen Coco!"
Source: Mean Girls | Speaker: Damian
Dorothy Boyd
"You had me at hello."
Source: Jerry Maguire | Speaker: Dorothy Boyd
Katy Perry
"You held me down, but I got up."
Source: "Roar" | Speaker: Katy Perry
Slim
"You just put your lips together and blow."
Source: To Have and Have Not | Speaker: Slim
Shakira
"You know my hips don't lie."
Source: Hips Don't Lie | Speaker: Shakira
Wyatt
"You know, Billy. We blew it."
Source: Easy Rider | Speaker: Wyatt
Elton John
"You lived your life like a candle in the wind."
Source: "Candle in the Wind" | Speaker: Elton John
Taylor Swift
"You look like my next mistake."
Source: Blank Space | Speaker: Taylor Swift
Lois Lowry
"You may lie."
Source: The Giver | Speaker: Lois Lowry
Ogden Nash
"You must never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it."
Source: Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer | Author: Ogden Nash
Lurch
"You rang?"
Source: The Addams Family | Speaker: Lurch
Felix Unger
"You should never assume."
Source: The Odd Couple | Speaker: Felix Unger
Travis Bickle
"You talkin' to me?"
Source: Taxi Driver | Speaker: Travis Bickle
Jefferson Smith
"You think I'm licked. You all think I'm licked. Well, I'm not licked."
Source: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington | Speaker: Jefferson Smith
Rudyard Kipling
"You'll be a Man, my son!"
Source: If | Author: Rudyard Kipling
Donald Trump<em> </em>
"You're fired."
Source: The Apprentice | Speaker: Donald Trump
Brody
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Source: Jaws | Speaker: Brody
Matty Walker
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Source: Body Heat | Speaker: Matty Walker
Judge May
"You're the sanest man that ever walked into this courtroom."
Source: Mr. Deeds Goes to Town | Speaker: Judge May
Ben Braddock
"You're trying to seduce me."
Source: The Graduate | Speaker: Ben Braddock
Jackie Wilson
"Your love keeps lifting me higher."
Source: "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher" | Speaker: Jackie Wilson
Roger Sterling
"Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons."
Source: Mad Men | Speaker: Roger Sterling